Attention: This is not a book review. This is a legally binding emotional contract.

READER’S TERMS AND CONDITIONS

(Effective Upon Passing Page 150)

Dear unsuspecting reader,

So you’ve made it to the halfway point of Rina Kent’s Legacy of Gods series. Congratulations! You’ve officially entered the point of no return. Before you continue, please read and acknowledge the following terms and conditions. Your sanity depends on it.

ARTICLE 1: PLOT? WHAT PLOT?

By proceeding beyond this point, you acknowledge that you are no longer reading for plot. You are reading for pain, chaos, and ethically questionable spice that would make your grandmother clutch her pearls so hard they’d turn to dust.

Tu lis pour le trauma, pas le triomphe. (You’re reading for the trauma, not the triumph.)

ARTICLE 2: MORAL COMPASS MALFUNCTION

Your moral compass is now officially broken. Shattered. Obliterated. You will find yourself rooting for… things. People. People who desperately need:

• Therapy (years of it)
• Exorcism (multiple sessions)
• A court date (and a good lawyer)

And the truly disturbing part? You’ll like it.

ARTICLE 3: SIDE EFFECTS (NON-EXHAUSTIVE LIST)

Common side effects include but are not limited to:

• ✅ Excessive sweating (from stress, not just the spice)
• ✅ Questioning your fundamental values
• ✅ Screaming “NON, NON, NON!” at your Kindle
• ✅ Developing an irrational fear of door handles
• ✅ Emotional intimacy issues (thanks, Rina)
• ✅ Sudden urge to text your therapist at 2 AM

ARTICLE 4: EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH WAIVER

You hereby consent to severe emotional whiplash. One moment you’re desperately thirsty for more. The next, you’re emotionally devastated and questioning your life choices.

Puis, tu es encore plus assoiffée. (Then… you’re even thirstier.)

It’s a vicious, beautiful cycle.

ARTICLE 5: MOURNING YOUR PAST SELF

You are not allowed to judge your past self—that innocent soul who thought this was just another “bad boy” romance. They picked up this series thinking they were getting enemies-to-lovers with a side of angst.

They’re gone now. Mourn them. Bury them. Light a candle. Move on.

ARTICLE 6: OWNERSHIP CLAUSE

Rina Kent owns you now. This is non-negotiable.

• Your thoughts? Corrupted beyond repair.
• Your standards? Ruined for all future reads.
• Your book recommendations? Questionable at best, concerning at worst.

You will now judge every other book by impossible standards. “But where’s the psychological manipulation?” you’ll ask. “Why is this love interest so… healthy?”

ARTICLE 7: THE SACRED OATH OF SILENCE

NO SPOILERS. EVER.

If you tell another innocent soul what happens in these books, a morally gray character will materialize in your closet at 3 AM and whisper, “Why did you betray me?” while staring directly into your soul with those piercing eyes that definitely need professional help.

FINAL ACKNOWLEDGMENT

By continuing this series, you accept that:

• ✅ You will not be the same person
• ✅ Tu ne seras plus jamais la même (You will never be the same again)
• ✅ You are now part of the unhinged book cult
• ✅ There is no support group for this (we tried, but we just ended up recommending more problematic books to each other)

WELCOME HOME 🏚️

You’re officially one of us now—the readers who’ve descended into beautiful madness, who find comfort in chaos, who understand that sometimes love looks like psychological warfare conducted by people who definitely shouldn’t be allowed to make life decisions.

We have cookies. They’re probably poisoned, but they taste amazing.

À bientôt, fellow members of the unhinged book cult ☠️📚💋

P.S. – If you need someone to talk to after finishing this series, don’t call your therapist. Call another cult member. We speak the same language of beautiful destruction.

Have you survived the Legacy of Gods series? Drop a 🔥 in the comments if you’re still emotionally recovering. Drop a 💀 if Rina Kent has completely ruined you for other books.

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